Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts

Friday, 10 October 2014

Should I eat it ? A Muslim's view into cooking with alcohol

I’ve been wanting to do this research for a while now. A huge amount of restaurants in most non-Muslim countries do use alcohol in cooking food, and because this could be very limiting at times, they usually insist that “all of it is gone” because of the heat. so I thought of taking a more scientific approach to that claim.

First, to measure the “allowable limit of alcohol to drink”, I looked at things that are naturally halal like fruit juices. Orange juice for example, has around 0.1% naturally occurring alcohol by volume (that’s ethanol, the same alcohol used in all types of alcoholic drinks).
When stored (even in a fridge), it can reach up to 0.4% by volume..
It’s also important to note that any alcohol content that is less than 0.5% by volume (or 0.39% by weight) is likely to be metabolized as you drink it, so the effect of the alcohol is always neutralized by the rest of the drink/food, i.e no matter how much you drink, as long as you're drinking 200 times more of something else, you'll never get drunk. Many countries consider any drink with less than 0.5% alcohol by volume as “non-alcoholic”, and they can serve it to minors.
(Source: Paul Davis research on ethanol in citrus fruits http://quezi.com/14067)

Now the food:
Generally, the alcohol content that is retained in food varies based on how it was cooked, but the important numbers are for simmering (most saucy meat dishes) and baking (most deserts)..

simmering chicken is usually around half an hour, so that leaves 40% of the alcohol intact, meat could take more to simmer.
Baking however usually takes longer, and usually anything that bakes longer than 2:30 hour has less than 5% left..More alchol is retained when flaming (like grilled steak), which tends to be around 75%Finally the worst of all would be adding to boiling water, which is usually the case with soups, and that retains 85% of the alcohol content. 
(source: the research done by FDA and Idaho university, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_with_alcohol)

Of course the amount of wine used and it’s type depends on the dish, but generally people use:
Red wine is preferred with meat. ( 15% ABV on average)
White wine is preferred with seafood/chicken. ( 13% ABV on average)
Brandy or heavy desert wine is preferred when baking sweets. (40% ABV on average)
(Source: alcoholic contents in wine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume, cooking preference with wine: http://whatscookingamerica.net/WineInCooking.htm)

Using the information above, here are some case studies:

One case study for deserts, is the delicious Zuccotto cake, which we used to eat before we knew it had alcohol in it. 
According to this recipe(http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/zuccotto-recipe.html) the Zuccotto cake is baked for 3 hours with 1/4 cup of brandy.
Brandy has 40% ABV, that’s 24 milliliter out of the 60 that are 1/4 a cup.
Cooking for 3 hours retains less than 5% of those 24 ml, which is around 1 milliliter of alcohol in the finished cake.
to put that into perspective, that’s the equivalent of alcohol in 500ml (1.5 cup) of 2 week old Orange juice (i.e. super market OJ), or 3 cups of freshly squeezed juice.
According to the recipe, this recipe yields 8 to 10 servings, so each serving would contain the alcohol content of around 50 ml of OJ.
it’s also worth noting, that the alcohol by weight ratio (since we can’t measure the volume of the cake) is 0.13% (the ingredients of the cake measure around 26 ounce, which is 737 gram. We’re not going to account for weight loss due baking to keep things simple, 1 ml of alcohol is approximately 1 gram) which is way bellow the 0.39% alcohol by weight limit.

Another would be creamy white wine sauce, which according to this recipe (http://www.cooks.com/recipe/tz0aj8qv/wine-cream-sauce.html) has 1/4 cup (15 ml) white wine, which is 2 ml alcohol before cooking. After 15 minutes of simmering (according to this recipe 11 to 18), the alcohol retained would be around 50% of that which is 1 ml.
So this produces 1 cup of sauce (60ml) which will have 1ml of alcohol, (1.5% by volume, less than that by weight since it’s a cream based sauce), which is too much if you’re drinking the sauce. But since most people don’t really drink the sauce, we can safely say that the sauce usually accounts for less than third the dish by weight (it’s usually even less), then the entire dish would have less than the 0.39% limit.
Also, this dish would have the equivalent of 1.5 cups of OJ. 

Finally the last case study would be flame alcohol, one very famous dish is bourbon glazed steak. this recipe (http://allrecipes.com/recipe/bourbon-street-rib-eye-steak/) recommends a 2/3 cup of bourbon whiskey (40% ABV), which is 16ml alcohol. Because it’s flamed, 75% of the alcohol will be retained, (also it's marinated and sotred overnight, so that's another 70%) so that’s a total of 8.4ml of alcohol in a 6 ounce steak (assuming that the steak absorbs 100% of the marinate, which never happens)… that’s 5% by weight, which is a lot. 8 ml of alcohol is equivalent to drinking 4 liters of OJ, so in order to safely metabolize the 8ml, you need to consume the equivalent of 4 liter of OJ, in this case you’re only consuming 170 gm.Of course the actual alcohol content would be far less since the steak didn't absorb the entire marinate, but since I have no way of measuring this, I'll just assume the worst. 

Conclusion:
It highly depends on the recipe, but since it’s impractical to do this calculations while eating outside, I would recommend avoiding soup and grilled items with alcohol, and if you want ot be extra safe, you could also avoid sauces with alcohol that you don't know.
Most baked desserts with alcohol are ok to consume, but if you want to be absolutely safe you can do the calculation yourself for the dish you want to have.
A large portion of simmered food with alcohol (like protein with a wine based sauce) are also safe to consume, but these generally have higher alcohol content than desserts, so you might want to be cautious.
However if you want to be 100% safe, you can do these calculations for the dishes you’d like at your favorite restaurant (ideally at home, before going there), and then decide for yourself.
Finally a good rule of thumb when it comes to judging things on the fly would be:
Baked > simmered > flamed > soup
beer > white wine > red wine > liquor
dry food  > moist food > liquid food
more cooking time > less cooking time



Monday, 4 February 2013

My satire years

So 4 years ago I felt we had too much going on in our class that we needed a news letter, I made a satire 2 page newsletter in which I made fun of most of our teaching staff, and my friends where included of course. this was supposed to be a regular issue but I never got to do it more than once because I didn't have the time nor the energy.. too bad because it got out to other classes, and even some of the professors and TAs mentioned here heard about it.. I guess academia never really went well with satire.
A year later I still thought they were good material for our critical work, so I took a photo of every professor during his lecture at the most intense part of his talk, then later made some comics from these photos, then a year later a quirky photo about a professor, and then finally a play that ridiculed all of our famous professors and even the infamous cafeteria man "3am 7ossny"...
It all seemed to fit most of my friends comfort zones, the newsletter however didn't. Some of my friends expressed concern that this was too offensive to some people and it could get to them someday... not that they will do anything, but they will be offended.
Well back then I was more like Bassem youessef's view of things "it's free speech, if they don't like it, they can suck it", now I'm more concerned about offending them not because I think this is wrong, but because I think they might get the wrong idea.. it might actually convey a wrong message of how we felt about our teachers.
So I assure you, we had no bad feelings for our teachers, except for the pet peeves here and there, the weaknesses that we thought they had, but we still respected them. And ridiculing them doesn't change that fact...
That view however doesn't change the fact that I still think satire isn't wrong (I wouldn't personally do it on people who can't take a joke well, but it's still not wrong), and abiding by this view I hereby re-share all of my 'critical' work during my college years...

Starting with the infamous news letter:


Then the staff comics: http://bit.ly/CECUComics

And finally the play that I co-wrote and starred in: (script) 
http://bit.ly/CECUPlayScript
(I seem to have lost the video, but I'll try to look for it and put it here):



Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Rice of the fallen


Just to set things clear here, I have cooked rice before, and it turned out to be great. It's just that I have a really bad memory, and sometimes when I forget things, I tend to procreate instead of just looking it up, partially because I love to experiment, but mostly because I'm just too lazy to look it up!

So cooking rice is simple right? You just have to add water, boil it, add some more, lower the temperature, and wait... or was the adding water part after that? meah I'm sure it's just a tiny detail that would'nt matter... or is it ?


It was when the rice went yellow and had this really weird form that I first suspected it, and of course the burning smell helped as well.


I kept going on just to see what might happen, but I still had my suspicious as the rice slowly turned brownish and smoke filled the kitchen...



I got some of it on a plate and despite it's *ehm* not so nice appearance, I thought it could still be saved; it just had too much water in it...



So I figured after I went this far I can't just give up that easily...


Microwave!! The best solution to dry up anything… well, almost anything...



And there's always that other solution...



And finally I decided to cook something a little bit less sophisticated



What really happened, is that I was busy doing something else, and it got burned, I looked up the right way to do it, and I knew I completely messed up the order, so I figured what the hell, I might as well try it to the end and have fun shooting it :D
And also I didn’t end up eating an apple, I made pane fish sticks with molten cheddar cheese in Arabian bread, but that wasn’t funny to shoot, so I decided to shoot the apple instead :D

Friday, 11 March 2011

Chocolate 3akation

In all my life I haven’t seen anyone who hates chocolate (except perhaps 1 friend who has told me otherwise, but to this moment I am 80% sure he was lying, because come ‘on… who hates chocolate?).
After we’ve established that we all love chocolate, chocolate makes you happy, bla bla bla… But some of us are particularly insane about it (like rob a chocolate bank if they made one insane), and I just happen to be one of those.
So today, after eating some chocolate Ice-cream I went on the interwebs (that’s the nickname of the internet) on a chocolate carving quest, and I found a blog entry named “5-Minute Chocolate Cake in a Mug”… Putting everything aside, anything that got “5-minute” and “chocolate” in one sentence you must defiantly count me in.
Instructions were simple, put these stuff in a mug and heat it for 2 minutes in the microwave oven… simple, right?
3 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons sugar
3 tablespoons cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
pinch of salt
1/2 egg
3 tablespoons milk
1.5 tablespoons oil
handful of chocolate chips
splash of vanilla extract
Well first of all I don’t like to work with a tablespoon… so I went ahead and got the equivalent measure with teaspoons (1 tablespoon ~= 2.7 teaspoon), so I converted everything to teaspoons and mixed the whole thing in the mug, it was a little thick so you need to mix harder…
Now everything was going well, the taste and smell were delicious, but I don’t know where it went wrong and I got this:

I may have put too much baking powder, or the mug was too small (the title clearly stated it was a standard sized mug)… maybe next time I will try it in a bigger bowl, and maybe add more milk…

Anyway appearances can be deceiving, so I emptied mug and left the cake to cool down, and surprise surprise… it was delicious!! It may not seem like it, but trust me it was, and not just because I’m a chocolate maniac… I would defiantly recommend it… but maybe with those little tweaks:
-bigger bowl
-less cocoa powder
-more salt (don’t know why but it didn’t make any difference, maybe if we add more we’ll know why they put it :D)
-more milk
-more heat (i.e time)
-add some topping (I added bananas later because that’s what I found, but try something more wet)
-go with the tablespoon, I think it’s the teaspoon that blew everything up :D

Just as a reference, here’s the original post I took the recipe from:

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Adolf Hitler... I hate you, I dont...


A painting by A. Hitler
I never really hated the guy that much... even though he was a ruthless criminal and a mass murderer, I didn't hate him a lot... but neither do I like him, and the lack of hatred towards someone I'm supposed to hate means that I don't really loath him on the subconscious level, probably because I am not sympathizing enough with his victims… after all the selfish nature in the human beings forces them to care about those who are related to them at any level more, and our relation with his victims is only defined by the bond of humanity, which was eroded by time and lack of awareness enough for the natural hatred to disappear, leaving only the urge to hate him for the sake of righteousness. Much like Mao Zedong, even though he killed thousands of Chinese, his name isn’t associated with hatred for his killings, frankly because the world doesn’t care enough… and unlike Hitler, Mao isn’t widely maligned even on the conscious level because there’s no hatred propaganda against him, no exploiting of his crimes, and no Hollywood movies to crucify him. I think a real human should hate both, however a perfect human would hate them both as much as he hates criminals that butchered his own people, like Ariel Sharon and jankeez khan… but no human is that way, and that’s why I stand my ground… I don’t hate Hitler that much, because my capacity to hate is needed elsewhere !!

Sunday, 13 June 2010

Happiness is a lie !!


Have you ever thought that making nothing makes you happy?
Well not making nothing, but not trying too much…
Not caring too much... not worrying too much about the outcome…
Not trying to create happiness for yourself and actually enjoy what you have of it?
Stopping the crazy rush and the urge to make something so that you could enjoy...
Enjoy the finer things that you have...
Enjoy your friends, but not caring much about how they feel…
Enjoy the things that you bought, not trying to change them or worry that they might run out…
Have you ever thought that in our crazy pursuit of happiness we end up unhappy most of the time?
Maybe if you haven’t tried at all, you wouldn’t have failed…
You wouldn’t have gotten tired trying…
Maybe there’s much happiness to doing nothing than we think there is…
Just living there…
With no hoppy…
With no goal…
Maybe achieving our goals doesn’t make us happy as we think it does…
But we do it anyway…
We keep trying and trying…
But why?
Why even bother?
Maybe it’s the sense of achievement…
Then why do we pursue that goal in particular?
Why not pursue something that will give you the same sense of achievement…
Maybe just cook something? Or build sandcastles?
And does that sense of achievement really makes us happy?
Does that moment of happiness really make up for all those times…
The times you tried and failed…
The times you were working hard…
You could’ve been happy instead you know…
Maybe it’s not happiness what we’re really after…
Happiness just happens to be a common side goal in all of us…
A goal that we’re trying to achieve while achieving our main goal…
A goal that we might ignore if it gets in the way of our other goals…
And it’s not the sense of achievement either…
We could’ve gotten that anywhere…
Than what is it?
What is it that makes us up 3:00 Am in the morning working hard…?
We could’ve slept…
What is it that makes us think and invent?
We could’ve watched a movie…
What makes the writer writes?
What makes the artist draw?
What makes the computer geek write a kernel modification for Linux?
When he could’ve simply played Halo…
It’s their goals they have chosen…
They want to do it…
But why?
Simply because they’ve chosen to want to…
People simply can’t live without a purpose…
It what makes them get up from their beds in the morning…
Without it they feel lost…
Disconnected…
But why this goal in particular?
There are lots of other things that can make them happier…
There are lots of other achievements that they could do and get a higher sense of achievement…
Yet they stick to what they have chosen…
Maybe they’ve chosen it for a logical reason…
Maybe it’s a result of their subconscious…
Maybe they’ve chosen it just for the heck of it…
The thing that matters is that they’ve chosen to…
He chose to travel the world hopping on one leg…
She chose to grow her fingernails till they reach the backseats of her car…
And he chose to want to liberate his country…
To hop on one leg or to grow one’s fingernails doesn’t really make them happy…
What really makes them happy is that they’ve been wanting to…
And it doesn’t even make them that happy…
So is it right to want something?
Do we have to have a goal?
Is it right to want to change the universe?
Or is it better to just find something simple that makes you happy and do it?
Maybe there are other parameters that effect that decision…
Like how much is our selfless caring for other people…
Who much we love money or fame isn’t really a parameter…
Because after all…
What made us love money and fame?
Humans are known to be easily effected by others…
Like how we all believe that climbing a mountain is a good thing…
It gives you the sense of achievement…
It means that you’ve pursued your dreams…
And realized them…
Well what made them my dreams?
Your words just did…
Are we really that easily swayed?
Like how we start wanting something because we saw its ad. ?
Maybe we ought to think much about our goals…
Maybe we should break them down…
See what’s in it that makes us happy…
And what doesn’t…
So we could actually see if we really want them…
Or not…
Maybe you love the cold air of the mountain…
Maybe you have a thing for snow…
Maybe when you’re there on the top of the mountain…
And you could see the bend of the horizon…
It thrills you that you’ve done what you always wanted…
But you have to make sure that it is what you want…
Because maybe…
Just maybe...
Maybe during these long months of training…
Maybe when you’re sleeping on the cold mountain floor…
Maybe when you’re struggling for air on the top of the mountain…
Maybe then would you realize…
Was it really worth it?
Or was doing nothing an easier way to happiness…
That’s if you really want happiness…
If you’ve chosen to want to climb a mountain…
Just do it…
Or not…
It’s your choice…
I know I want to…
Not because I think happiness awaits me there…
But just for the heck of it!!
Happiness is a lie…
Achievements are relative…
And most of us don’t really know why we want to achieve our goals...
But we do it anyway!!

“ X ”


For he who has never submitted, never gave up, never once accepted cruel reality as something beyond us…
For he who has never given up on his brothers, never overlooked their suffering, nor has he ever given up any of their rights…
For he who was never an adopter of the “diplomatic” solution nor the “convicting” of an oppression…
For he who has never exported natural gas to the enemy…
rest in peace my friend, your thoughts were much needed in times like these…
In the memory of Malcom X (1925 – 1965)

“Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.” Malcom X

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Hope...




From the siege on Gaza, the freedom flotilla's massacre, to the charade that is our election... dont let it hold you down!
Earth was always like that.. oppressors have prevailed throughout time, and then came times were their oppression ended and they took what they deserved.. it was never a reason to stop trying or to hate reality...
Earth is such a beautiful place to live in, don't let some douchebags ruin it for you...
Live your life happily, and always try to change reality to the better...
Always look at the bright side, but dont ignore the darker side..
Try and make radical changes, and if they fail, it just means you've to try harder...
Injustice and oppression may make you mad.. it's good to be mad, it means you're going to do something about it, but never let them depress you..
Never let anything depress you :)

Photo : kornish el sa7l, exposure time 0.5 sec, Plus a little editing with Photo Shop.

Thursday, 27 May 2010

A true football fan has to "support" his club ??

it disgusts me how someone could have so much hatred because of a game !! even if you didn't mean it, even if you're just teasing with your friends.. do you even comprehend the number of people you've just offended ?? I don't care what you meant or what your reasons were, it's just wrong.. religiously wrong, ethically wrong, and socially wrong. Every time you offend a club or it's fans you've gained social hatred, some new enemies, and a big load of say2at... way to support your club !!

Saturday, 17 April 2010

Moving In


So that's what a google blog looks like... cool :) ...
I finally made the decision and moved my blog form wordpress to blogspot due to some technical issues and the fact that blogspot is more flexible, and you can easily track your followers, among other cool stuff.. so this here is my third home, after wordpress and tumbler and I think i am starting to like it here, which is a perfect timing because I was thinking of settling down, and moving blogs dont have much consistency to them :)
so if you came here through my old blog, or by mistake and you like the random stuff that I call writings.. you might as well be crazy enough to follow me :)

thanks for your 20 sec, a 20 sec that were robbed out of your limited life time (yeah.. good time to remember your mortality) and you're never gonna get them back.. NIHAHAHAHAHA

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Irony : it’s just how this world works !!

Not so far ago… exactly 375 days ago, I made a mocking parade on a friend of mine for wearing white and voluntarily standing in a booth.. I actually wrote a note about it : http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=52061622349

Back then, I didn’t intend to make fun of the idea of volunteering itself, I just thought it was so unlikely that it would make a good subject for ridicule, plus I wanted to mess with my friend :)

I had no idea back then that in less than a year, I would stand in three booths, two in which I wore white to, and the other one I actually wore a pink baroque and an orange pumpkin hat !! (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4903737&l=3f947d60ee&id=728380609)

Of course the irony here doesn’t escape me, the same act that I once thought was silly, I am committing now exactly a year from then, wearing the same T-shirt that I once thought it looked like a gas station uniform (I still do by the way :), but I wear it proudly nevertheless)

So what changed during this year that made me turn form mocking an act, to actually committing it proudly? In order for you to fully understand that change, we’ll have to go back to the mocking Era.

Back then the IST entry in my dictionary was “IST (n) : just another student model”, but it was bound to change as I got to know my friends better, less than a month into the future the definition shifted, it became “just another student model whose members are really close”, I kept mocking though..

The motive then wasn’t that clear, I just kept mocking as an act of habit, another month to the future, I began to realize that there was something more to it, but should the mockery and the ridicule stop? No my dear friend, It became clear to me that I was actually envious!! Envious about the connection they had with other members, envious about the moments they shared… but it wasn’t enough to get me convinced, ergo the mockery shall continue.

And as I think about it now, the connection and the belonging they had wasn’t the reason per se, but it was a hell of big reason to screw with that dictionary of mine, few months later that page in the dictionary was whipped, and a single sentence emerged from that contradicting chaos, and declared itself as the definition that was bound to stay …
“IST : One big family”



Tuesday, 23 February 2010

VERY Genuine tea !!



Microsoft el-Arosa GENUINE green tea.. because if it's not Microsoft, then it's not genuine !!

Disclaimer : if the tea crashes, stops unexpectedly, lags while drinking, or even gets cold this is ONLY because the tea you are using is not Genuine.. cracked tea is bad, and we blame it for everything, because here at Microsoft if we were as good in developing as we are in blaming, there would be nothing to blame for !!

Saturday, 20 February 2010

IsEnabled ?? seriously ??

I can see now how WPF can make the world a better place.. you see, the property 'Enabled' is now called 'IsEnabled', I know thats probably going to cause world peace, relief the world form poverty and hunger and also produce a bugless program, but i am still gonna sue Microsoft for the 400 mellisec it takes me to write those two extra letters !!

Friday, 27 November 2009

one day.. three lessons

after a whole day of plans going wrong, plan B’s also going wrong , after dragging about 20 of my friends with me, roaming the streets for a place to eat, and messing up 3 different groups, moving three different meetings that had nothing to do with each other into the same place, i can say with my mouse full that i had nothing to do with it, yet it all falls on my shoulders..

so heres what i have learned :

1-no matter how much you plan or how much your plans are perfected, there is always a place for fate to shuffle things around

2-things have a way of sorting themselves out by their own

3- chaos is the color that colors an otherwise dull life, embrace it.. oh sweet chaos :)

finally i know it sound clichéd but i am going to say it anyway.. i had a really fun time during every nerve-breaking moment of that day because i know that -brace your selves- in the end only the good memories stay.. and no matter what happens, we must be glad that we shared such an experience together, and keep in mind that we will remember it and laugh years from now.. told you its clichéd :)

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

circle rectangle triangle features

features

recently our class had this project in which we must differentiate between three types of basic shapes.. which are circle, rectangle , triangle.. in order to do that we need a feature to differentiate between them, features could be anything, thats why lots of my friends went on searching over the internet for such features.. and here is where this post kicks in.

this is simply just a prank to lure them here, thinking they had found something, then knowing it was me and they were just pranked :)

in order to lure them, i need Google to list me as one of the top results for the keywords they might use, and thats why i wrote the following paragraph :) remember there is a big difference between spamming and pranking :D

TAGS : recognize features circles triangles square rectangles p^2/A area pattern recognition how to differentiate between shapes matlab c# csharp c++ circle rectangle features feature triangle inscribe code perfect circle, feature , circle features, circle and rectangle features geometry

note that the picture is meaningless, it just makes the topic as if it was really talking about something good :) features (this one is just for luck) :)

PS : if you are from my class, and you’ve read this.. please follow my blog :)

Sunday, 15 November 2009

I can Explain... !!

Listen to this first : My Rap

so before anyone decides to hack my computer and overvolts it to try and make it expode in my face, here is why i made the lyrics :

there is this app on facebook called social interview, it asks people questions about their friends, and it often asks people if i can rap, and their answer is usualy yes, so to emphasize their point i had to write some rap as a comment, and to prove my creativty i had to write a diffrent piece for every person, and thats one of them after a little modification :)

about the music, and why i made it a song in the first place, it’s because of this program that Microsoft made called songsmith, and it is supposed to put music that goes with your singing, so should i just believe that it does ? no i had to try it, and thus this hideous song came to life :D

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

11th of November

yasser 3arafat
i still dont know if you were the patriot they thought you were..

or you were just a man who was trying to get by..

but for better or for worse, we miss you up there..

at least you held your people’s unity…

in the memory of yasser 3arafat (1929-2004)

Monday, 13 October 2008

3am sa3d

3am sa3d

3am sa3d… An everlasting symbol of our faculty, maybe more famous than the dean himself to people outside our faculty… This man has been violating copyrights since 1964

It’s inevitable that you deal with him once you were by any way associated with the faculty… Students and professors alike, his knowledge with every book ,it’s contents and it’s version which may exceed the instructors knowledge astonishes everyone, at least everyone who stops at such things in this fast non stopping faculty.

I once had a talk with this guy and to my surprise he was very friendly and open… he told me that he first came here in 64, and it was the same job as it is now, only now he has people assisting him, he said students come and go, doctors come and go, even deans come and go, but only he stayed the same, he was proud to be the only fake books provider in the faculty.

For the community this guy is a hero… as he helped many students get their hands on books that otherwise they would’ve never seen, he is like the social justice that keeps rich students from having a better advantage, of course all of that was in the pre-internet era, but still he does a great job -from the social point of view of course-.

But from the legal point of view this guy should be imprisoned for life… running a simple calculation , our faculty has 15,000 students, say only half of them buy at least 2 books a year, which means 15,000 fake books per year, that’s 15,000X 300 L.E average original book price X 45 years he have worked = 202,500,000… yeah :D you are looking at hundreds of millions of losses which are enough to hang him five times.

What remains is the ethical point of view.. is it OK to violate a copy right to keep social justice ? and is it a must that only inadequate students buy from him ? well I am not an ethics expert nor am I a social analyst, but I can tell that as long as the books prices are far from the average citizen’s reach -the average citizen income in Egypt is 80$ per month-, and as long as the publisher has another market that makes Egypt looks like a school canteen to him, it’s ok for THE STUDENT who’s incapable of buying the book to buy a fake one… which means -in my humble opinion- that these students are ok, but 3am sa3d himself is a thief -maybe a noble one- but still a thief.

I don’t care what legal maniacs say or what ethics experts recommend, because no matter how hard they try to emphasize that it’s not a gray area, I’ll always think it is, it’s not like stealing food, but it’s not like taking pictures of a statue either.

Thursday, 14 August 2008

on my way back home

Cairo university

every morning.. every afternoon.. i pass this amazing, old, symbolic building.. i always admire the way it looks, i know it’s not any where near an architectural wonder.. but what really gets to me is what it stands for.. a massive institution that brought brilliant minds, not just to Egypt, but to most of the Arab and African countries…

i remember that i had a friend form Comoros spending a whole hour telling me how great my university is.. this guy who barley spoke Arabic actually knew about it more than i did, he told me that almost every government official there is either a graduate of this university or El-Azhar’s.. which filled me with pride for a moment.

and while it lasted I thought we humans always tend to love stuff in other people’s hands, we only start loving our stuff when people start talking good about it.. I felt bad for people who studied there without knowing how lucky they are, not knowing that the average student in cosmos would kill for such an opportunity…. I was filled with a feeling of patriotism mixed with pride and sorrow, but a few hours later, as this feeling slipped away I started hating it again.

What’s funny about this picture is that it’s sunset.. it’s always sunset, even though I pass this scene twice a day, in the morning and at sunset, I never admire it or even take a picture of it in the morning.. Maybe because in the morning I am more of an energetic person who looks forward for progressing in his life, keen to see what the future holds, never looking back…

on the other hand at sunset I am just tired after a long day, maybe proud of my progress, walking slowly home, admiring everything on my way back, thinking about how great men once had such a similar tiring day and walked this very street with such fast yet tired footsteps, which puts me in a great mood to admire what it stands for and take pictures of it, but if that was true, it would imply that hard working people would make the greatest artists, and that the more you work and get tired of doing work that you’re proud of, the more you will admire beauty and the more you will express it, which makes an aristocratic artist a rare phenomena.

OR maybe it means that the world doesn’t obey the rules of logic, and you cant reason with it.. and that sometimes things happen without a reason we could fathom - because I am a believer I believe that there must be a reason – and maybe art and beauty are just subjective terms that come and go, and maybe me admiring that old building at sunset is just by mere chance, maybe it’s because I tend to look one side more than the other, or maybe it’s the lighting conditions that made me look.. I only know this : if you ever pass this building at sunset, after a long day of work, you will feel something different.